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Bernard Gatheru

I'm Bernard - Copywriter, Ghostwriter, and Brand Voice Developer


I help competent business owners and brands in SAAS and E-commerce space to turn their ambitious, brazen ideas into clear concepts that captivate their customers.


Since 2015, I've helped brands, small-medium businesses, SAAS companies, and E-commerce consultants sell their ideas, services, products, and programs through creatively crafted and meaningful copy that converts.


And now, it's your turn!




So tell me, what do you want?



  • Want copy that makes a bold statement and puts big, goofy smiles on your people's beautiful faces?


  • Want to sell your products and services without sounding corny and salesy?


  • Want to get rid of bland copy that neither converts nor captivates?


  • Want a copywriter who takes time to research your business, services, products, and target audience to produce a perfectly tailored copy that speaks to your audience?


I'm your guy!


Whether it's a blog post, sales copy, or an email sequence, I take my time to study your intended audience to create copy that resonates with them and makes a lasting, and profitable (to you, of course!) impression! 


Media Bio


Queue the douchey third-person speak!


Bernard Gatheru is a copywriter, ghostwriter, brand voice developer, and founder of The Wizard of Copy. Since 2015, he has helped businesses stand out and pull their perfect audience to the dancefloor through creatively crafted copy. Nowadays, he is on a mission to help E-commerce consultants and SAAS companies get ahead of the curve in selling their products and services. When he is not crafting awesome copy, he is hanging out with his family or kicking back with a good, bloody, medieval show.